un poco loco
Autor: jikoooktrash
Tema: Fanworks; Teen And Up Audiences; 방탄소년단 | Bangtan Boys | BTS; Jeon Jungkook/Park Jimin; Jeon Jungkook; Park Jimin (BTS); Other(s); No Smut; switch jikook; but again no smut; just mentions of dildos; im sorry for this absolute trash btw; i really havent written in ages and so im definitely rusty; i hope u like it anyways despite that ??; Crack; fluff?; No Angst; well a little but not a lot; mainly crackots of cursing and mentioning of dildos; im sorry again; i had no idea what to call it so uh there we go; i might edit this later; M/M; No Archive Warnings Apply
Editorial: Archive of Our Own (2019-05-15)
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"Jungkook!" Seokjin screams at the top of his lungs. "Why the FUCK do you have a fucking DILDO in your bag?!"
Jungkook's brain crashes. Oh fuck. Oh god, oh fuck, oh shit. Fucking shit fuck. Fucking dick bitch shit fuck ass shit. What the fucking hell was that still doing in there?? Oh fucking god Jungkook wants to die. He wanted to cry and then die. He could throw himself out the window, that'd work, he'd cry while falling then die. Awesome plan. He was gonna do it. Yeet himself out the fucking window.
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where Jungkook gets outed accidentally because he left his dildo in his bag (from jungkooks birthday bangtan bomb).