Alternate title: Noisy two-footers, unfriendly fastbiters, and some other things that aren't as scary, maybe, depending on how you feel about premature adulthood, sharptooth courtship, arcane flyer religions, incompetent parents, a two-footer named Ysa, and seven dinosaurs that aren't ready for the talk. By Rhombus and Fyn. A crack fic for the June/July Prompt challenge. Rated: Fiction T - English - Humor - Chomper, Red Claw, Screech, Thud - Words: 19,992 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 6 - Published: 8/20/2017 - Status: Complete - id: 12622513