Cyrus – Abigail and I have been best friends since high school, and I’ve been in love with her since the moment I first saw her. We made a pact that we would marry each other if we were still single by time we were twenty-five. And I’ve been doing my best to ensure that’s exactly what happens. Abigail – I’m approaching my twenty-fifth birthday, and I can’t seem to get a guy to even show up for our first date, let alone find some kind of romantic relationship. Thank God for Cyrus. He’s my very best friend and I don’t know what I would do without him. He may be the only dependable, honest, sweet man left on the planet.